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chesterfeild:

Do you have to pee? Because urinate out of ten

peter: my name's peter quill, but you might know me by another name
korath: what?
peter: *whips on sunglasses* bert macklin, fbi

ifyoucarryonthisway:

hello 911 my sock is falling down inside my shoe 

Tw needles

I don’t know which is worse the original stab or when they push the serum into you. I mean the first is bad because it just sits there and now you’re stuck you can’t swallow you can’t move or look or anything other than just squeeze the chair’s arms. But then when they start pushing the serum in … I mean normally it’s bad but they injected into the finger this time as well and I could actually feel the serum going in. I don’t know if that was worse than the usual pulsing pain. And then of course there’s everyone trying to calm you down. And of course I feel so embarassed because I can never control my shaking body and they’re like “you need to hold your foot still sir” and it’s like yo you don’t need to hold me hold the damn body